LRC Forms Emb”racing” Team

Jill

On your mark. Get set. Cuddle!

LRC is about to unleash the most adorable running team on the race circuit. After years of operating a free club catering to runners of all paces and distances, we realized our competitive advantage is the quality of our hugs – like, WAY better than your mom or significant other can provide.

Think you have what it takes to hug unabashedly on the start line, through cheering zones, at the after party… in split shorts? For a one-time $100 fee, your lifetime Emb”racing” Team membership will include:

  • Rad Emb”racing” Team singlet that fits just a little too tight
  • Emb”racing” Team Snuggie for snug hugs on cold days
  • Automatic entry into the Hug Corral at all LRC races/events
  • Year-end male/female age group hug awards
  • Fast times and impressive hugs!

The euphoria from a good embrace is powerful. We will harness this warm fuzzy feeling – widely overlooked by other coaches and racing teams – to help you train, race, and feel your best.

Why compete when we can complete each other, join today! Simply donate $100 (link HERE) with the message, “I like to hug!” and you’re on the team. Applications accepted today only.

Matt and Andy

*disclaimer – while LRC fully supports canoodling, nuzzling, and caressing, the Emb”racing” Team’s mission is strictly to hug ‘n’ run. If interested in progressing past hugs, please attend LRC’s Hookup Wednesday runs.

 

Past press releases:

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2016

2015

About libertyville running club

It pays to run with friends and you don't have to pay for that here. So whether you're a new or experienced runner, training for a race or just hoping to have a casual run with friends, this page will be a resource for all active people in and around Libertyville.
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